This One's For Wayne

Some time ago I posted about the stuff that scared me as a child which prompted Brother Wayne to write about Why Clowns Scare Me (read it; it's good). Now, far be it from me to denigrate someone else's childhood trauma(s), but in cruising Boing Boing this evening I ran across this: Can't sleep. Pork and beans boy will eat me.

Great. New bits of nightmare fodder, as if I needed more. Wayne, no disrespect intended, but...