Mail? Who the hell do I know that's up on a Saturday morning?
Upon further investigation I discovered that Big Gay Cliff (remember Big Gay Cliff? Sure you do!), who must have been up all night doing Big Gay Cliff things had sent me a YouTube link to an animated episode of The Fantastic Four...
...merely to amuse me with the line "Cows! They'll never suspect cows! Idiot!"
Nope, no one ever suspects cows.
Unless you're a fan of Howard the Duck (the comic book, not that reprehensible movie), in which case you know about the Hellcow.