Six Pseudohaikus

Or, what goes through my head at 2:00 a. m.

(1) On Coffee
Delicious caffeine!

Dark potion of wakefulness.

Another cup, please.

(2) Up Late

No sleep for the geek.

Adrenaline and coffee

Make my neurons fire.

(3) When I'm In Pain

Fuck off, aspirin!

My backache deserves much more.

Ibuprofen rules!

(4) Concerning the Recent Rapture

Don't worry, Raptoids!

You misread your timetable?

X-Day is coming.

(5) To A Facebook Friend

Silly Annerky!

You poke me and I poke you.

It's almost like sex.

(6) An Evening's Entertainment
World domination!
With a simple game of Risk
Sarah rapes us both.