Saturday, May 21, 2011

An Evening of Risk

I've never been one to turn down a opportunity for humiliation, so when my friend Sarah-the-Game-Shark texted, "wanna play risk tonite?" ("tonite" being Friday night, the eve before the most recent Rapture prediction), I readily agreed.

Intense concentration by all as we set up the board
(Bobby is gray, Sarah is red and yellow,
I'm blue... in more ways than one).

Sarah demonstrates how she will make
Africa her bitch with her camel toe.

"This looks bad."

"Hmmm... perhaps the Middle East should be next to fall."

A few rounds later and...

"VICTORY IS MINE!"

2 comments:

JSaM said...

I didn't know Sarah had a Camel Toe (is that a fashion statement?).

Anonymous said...

For the record, I did not and would never spell tonight t-o-n-i-t-e.