Not that I'm cynical or anything; however, meish.org sums up my feelings precisely:
"Valentine's Day is like herpes: just when you think its gone for good, it rears its ugly head once more. No wonder some people prefer to call it VD."
And they have a lovely selection of Anti-Valentines to help the rest of us express ourselves.
Example 1, which in my case is horrifically accurate:
Example 2, with a double meaning (some might call it truth in advertising):
And Example 3, which I need to have emblazoned across the front of a sweatshirt:
The good news? Half-price candy everywhere after midnight tonight!