Could This Make Me Rich?

My friend Preston (currently a grad student in clinical psychology at the University of Maryland but we'll forgive him for that) sent me a MySpace message today...

"There's a cinema here in Baltimore that reminds me a lot of the Byrd except it's more expensive and has more than one screen. They even show a little film at the beginning of the movie, like the Byrd, but instead of urging patrons not to litter, theirs says this: "



Jeebus bless John Waters! I chortled and snickered and executed a little nasal reflux maneuver with my Diet Pepsi and then wondered why it was no one has developed the technology to play back YouTube videos on a t-shirt. Can't be that difficult and you know there's a market for such a thing (I'm looking at you, ThinkGeek!).

Hmmm...

Edit:
Damn it.



Just...damn it.