I variously bitch, moan, whine, or complain (choose one) about how dull my life is relative to everyone else I know. I refer to this as "The Facebook Fallacy" (and hereby claim title to this phrase: © ®
TM pat. pend. 2010) wherein I forget that, for the most part, people don't post the dull and boring aspects of their lives, they post what's interesting (or, at least, interesting to them).
On the other hand, not many people get text messages like this:
I'm at the bus stop with a skull full of blood. I will make it to your side of town eventually.
I do. More frequently than you might imagine and you can probably guess from whom.
"En garde, bitches!"
Why, you may ask, was Sarah J. coming to my place with a skull full of blood? You're better off not knowing.
5 comments:
Ya know Lee, Sarah looks to be a force to be reckoned with! On a lighter note, I see that the skull vodka comes in a larger (more human sized) volume. And merely $99.99!
How are you resisting the new LIFESIZE crystal skull vodka??
yes its expensiove, but that bottle is ultra wonderful.
after ifinish the expensive Axyroyd swill I will fill it up with Svedka which tastes exactly the same and is the same purity for $20. they seemed to have changed the flavor from last year which had a bit chalky palate but i liked it now crystalhead tastes like every other high end vodka--sorta tasteless and smooth.
Tell ya what T-zilla, at these prices I may NEVER know what crystal skull vodka tastes like! Thanks for letting me know!
@Both y'all:
You have NO IDEA how difficult it is NOT to head over to my local ABC Store and nab myself a lifesize Crystal Head Vodka bottle.
Dammit. Now I'm gonna be all obsessed 'n' stuff.
Of course, if someone wanted to acknowledge my Halloween obsession with an appropriate gift, well, then!
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