You remember Sarah, right? Gal pal, occasional fake date, and all-around Queen of Texting? Well, her latest text included a pic of her tattoo-in-progress:

One of her recipients responded (edited slightly),
I was thinking of getting something similar since I like Lovecraft a bit. "Maw of Cthulhu" with my booty hole as the mouth.
And being the smartass that I am, I replied,
OMG! I'd hit that so hard, whoever pulled me out would be the rightful king of England!
(you know what's coming, right?)
Bobby is a guy, but he's often mistaken for a gay one.
I don't know whether to cry or start putting up the track lighting and Judy Garland posters.
Edit 22 May 10: an earlier (and clearer) pic of what has come to be called "Sarah's Ass Circus."
