Secret Mountain Laboratory

...But scary nonetheless. The invitation read, Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! October 17th Tetherball, alcoholic Jell-O, and knives! Grilling s...

I'm not kidding; this gets foul in a couple of paragraphs, so if you possess, uh, delicate sensibilities , you might want to switch over...

Two a. m. and there I was, snug in my bed, sound asleep, dreaming about--well, just never you mind what I was dreaming about--when the messa...

So I got a text message from my friend Sarah tonight. You remember Sarah , right? Gal pal, occasional fake date, and all-around Queen of Tex...

Deep within me beats the heart of a 16-yr. old girl (link NSFW... seriously, horribly NSFW). No, you're not going to find Jonas Brother...

Since a couple of people have asked, to wit: "WHERE ARE YOU???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????" ( The ...

...I live vicariously through the lives of others, in this case my friend Sarah . So I was watching a rerun of That '70s Show this even...