You remember Sarah, right? Gal pal, occasional fake date, and all-around Queen of Texting? Well, her latest text included a pic of her tattoo-in-progress:
One of her recipients responded (edited slightly),
I was thinking of getting something similar since I like Lovecraft a bit. "Maw of Cthulhu" with my booty hole as the mouth.
And being the smartass that I am, I replied,
OMG! I'd hit that so hard, whoever pulled me out would be the rightful king of England!
(you know what's coming, right?)
Bobby is a guy, but he's often mistaken for a gay one.
I don't know whether to cry or start putting up the track lighting and Judy Garland posters.
Edit 22 May 10: an earlier (and clearer) pic of what has come to be called "Sarah's Ass Circus."
Lee, Lee, we've tried to help as much as we can, but the call of Cthulhu is powerful! (actually, I always thought that H.P. was choking on a chicken bone ((or a boston baked bean)) when he came up with that name).
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